The Plot Thickens

Yesterday in Manhattan a garbage truck hit Katie Holmes and Princess Suri's chauffered Mercedes. Apparently it was a minor accident and Katie and her daughter, who is reportedly enrolled in a Catholic school for the fall, were whisked away from the scene.
Conspiracy theory time! Was Tom and Scientology behind this threat? Or was it just an accident? Tune in next time to "My Life is a Lifetime Movie" to find out.......