|Me as mermaid thanks to Photoshop.|
Well my dreams are about to come true.
|Mermaid models From Monika Naumann's Etsy Shop|
The only concern is-even though she says you can swim in these-should you? From my practice all those years back in the pool, I know swimming "mermaid-style" is not easy. An Olympic swimmer would struggle to co-ordinate a smooth fin kick. So what are the chances that a child getting into this thing will be able to stay afloat? Would I? Imagine reading that obit. "Woman Drowns While Pretending to Be a Mermaid." That's a bit embarrassing.
Maybe I should invest in some training. There is a Mermaid camp for adults in Florida where you learn to be a Siren of the Deep from the Mermaids who perform the famous underwater show there. Amazing. Perhaps this would be a safer place to explore the fantasy. And I'm sure they'd teach you some sexy mermaid maneuvers. Either way, it's nice to know that your childhood dreams can become a reality.
|Mermaids at Sirens of the Deep at Weeki Wachee Springs in Florida|