Wednesday, August 22, 2012
His Royal Hineyness
So the wild red stallion Prince Harry was partying in Las Vegas. He drunkenly challenged Olympian Ryan Lochte to a race in the pool and then got involved in a strip billiards game. But what happened in Vegas didn't stay in Vegas and obviously the photos of the naked ginger covering his royal family jewels with the also naked body of some lucky girl have surfaced. The royal family officially confirmed it and that is absolutely Harry's alabaster tushie. They must be so proud. Well at least older brother William heroically saved a drowning girl this week.
I still think Harry is so much more fun. He's on my dream drinking buddy list along with Hilary Clinton. I just hope that Hilary is a good wing woman and knows when to bow out and let Harry and me be.