NYPD Isn't As Proud As A Peacock

In case you are like me and question your safety daily in New York City, be prepared to realize that your fears are justified.
(Cue Law and Order noise: Chun Chun.)
A peacock on the run has eluded the NYPD for an entire week. Today a massive team of New York's finest attempted to corner the feathered fugitive in a backyard in Queens, but it escaped....again.
That's right a bird brain is outsmarting the men and women who are supposed to protect us from murderers and other crazed criminals. So enjoy those late night walks home from the subway and look out for that bird.