Bieber's Anit-Balding Tips for Prince William

Justin Bieber is completely useless in my world. This little whippersnapper with his pompadour and pop songs is just a little jerk. I'm sure of it. And other than my distaste for his songs which often sound like a woman is singing, I had little actual proof to back up my beliefs that the Biebs is a total boob-until now. This wanna-be prince of pop is dropping Bieber bombs on our good friend Prince William by mocking Prince Will's bald spot. Really Bieber? Way harsh.
The Biebs told Rollercoaster magazine he thinks William should do something about his hairline.
“I mean, there are things to prevent that nowadays, like Propecia,” he said. “I don’t know why he doesn’t just get those things, those products. You just take Propecia and your hair grows back. Have you not got it over here?”
Ugh. Thanks for that brilliant, unsolicited advice Biebs. But not everyone is as shallow as you or bases their career on their floppy, mangy crest of hair. Remember when Bieber got a haircut and sold the sheared locks for over $40,000? Though it was for charity, what in this boy's under-developed mind leads him to this inflated self opinion? He's a Sampson-take away that hair and he'd have no power. But Prince William has power. He's a freakin' prince! Doesn't matter that he's balding. He is a great humanitarian, budding civic leader, and a role model. Catch that fever Bieber.