Showing posts with label Prince William. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Prince William. Show all posts

Monday, July 22, 2013

Paint the Town Blue


Yep. It's a boy for Kate Middleton-who even super pregnant just looked like I do after eating a big lunch.
We do not know the name yet of the young prince, but all of London will celebrate by painting the town blue-literally-the fountains will have blue dyed water, iconic buildings will be lit in blue, and there will be blue fireworks. And across the pond, baby Blue Ivy will turn green with envy. Also, tomorrow there is to be the traditional multi-gun salute at Buckingham Palace. You know, all the usual pomp and circumstance.
I am not baby crazy so I am not dying to see this little nugget, but I'm sure he is a puckered up ball of sweetness that all the world will be gushing over. Brace yourselves, world. You'll be able to smell the baby powder and hear the oohs and ahhs across the miles.
But I will raise my Pimm's to the royal family tonight.

Sunday, August 5, 2012

Bieber's Anit-Balding Tips for Prince William

Justin Bieber is completely useless in my world. This little whippersnapper with his pompadour and pop songs is just a little jerk. I'm sure of it. And other than my distaste for his songs which often sound like a woman is singing, I had little actual proof to back up my beliefs that the Biebs is a total boob-until now. This wanna-be prince of pop is dropping Bieber bombs on our good friend Prince William by mocking Prince Will's bald spot. Really Bieber? Way harsh.
The Biebs told Rollercoaster magazine he thinks William should do something about his hairline.
“I mean, there are things to prevent that nowadays, like Propecia,” he said. “I don’t know why he doesn’t just get those things, those products. You just take Propecia and your hair grows back. Have you not got it over here?”
Ugh. Thanks for that brilliant, unsolicited advice Biebs. But not everyone is as shallow as you or bases their career on their floppy, mangy crest of hair. Remember when Bieber got a haircut and sold the sheared locks for over $40,000? Though it was for charity, what in this boy's under-developed mind leads him to this inflated self opinion? He's a Sampson-take away that hair and he'd have no power. But Prince William has power. He's a freakin' prince! Doesn't matter that he's balding. He is a great humanitarian, budding civic leader, and a role model. Catch that fever Bieber.