RNC Gets the Mermaid Vote

A mermaid swims at the Florida Aquarium for RNC.

Ok republicans. I am onto you. I see what you are doing here. By having mermaids at the Tampa Republican National Convention you think I am going to forgive you for all the ridiculous things you have said recently. Well it doesn't. I am shocked that mermaids are flipping their fins with the republicans. I was certain that those free-spirited flowing mermaids would vote democrat. None the less, I heard there are going to be unicorns and double rainbows at the Democratic National Convention.