This is the "Like-A-Hug Vest."
And you will never look cooler or more like Marty McFly in Back to the Future than when you are wearing this.
Basically it connects to facebook and everytime you get a like, it inflates literally puffing you up with pride over being liked, and then, like a boa constrictor, it squeezes you. You can then return the embrace by hugging yourself and if your liker happens to be sporting one of these as well, they too will feel the squeeze. How precious.
Look, we all love a good cuddle. And we can't always have this guy around to scoop us into his strapping arms.
|Florida pizza shop dude clicks like on Obama.|
I don't click like on this weird vest invention. I am convinced it will malfunction and squeeze me to death. I imagine it feeling like my whole body is in the upper arm wrap of a blood pressure tester.
Thanks MIT geniuses, but I'll just stick to fulfilling my snuggles and attention need the old fashioned hands-on way--standing on a street corner holding a "free hugs" sign. It's not prostitution unless I charge.