Monday, September 10, 2012

Save Prince Harry!

So last week it was announced that the party boy Prince Harry was shipped back to the military, undoubtedly an attempt by the Royal family to keep the ginger's pasty tush from making more scandalous appearances.
But it now has been reported by Reuters that "The Afghan Taliban said on Monday they were doing everything in their power to try to kidnap or assassinate Britain's Prince Harry." No!
The Prince is on four-month tour, based out of Camp Bastion in volatile Helmand province, where he will be on the front line in the NATO-led war against Taliban insurgents flying attack helicopters.
Shockingly, the Minister of Defense has a Keep Calm and Harry On reaction to this saying that "the threat to Prince Harry's life in Afghanistan was less severe in helicopters." I say that any time the Taliban is threatening you, you should run scared.
God save the Prince!
I'm sure a new game will be made where you can attempt to save Harry in his helicopter from the Taliban.

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