Not to mention how cool will you look proudly erecting your political stance with an Obama or Romney condom.
Don't forget to collect some of these Cat Lovers for Obama buttons from the DNC to pin on the collars of your feline friends.
And show your support with your smell by slathering on these lotions from bliss:
This election has you really chewed up? Have a piece of this:
Mitt Romney flip flops are not surprisingly an actual thing
And we know that from the Romney Irish Setter incident, that all dogs will be barking for Barack.
Now if all this nonsense leads you to drinking, just sit back and enjoy a super pack of "alection"
*It's also worth checking out the candidates official shops on their websites for all your political gifting from slogan t-shirts to grill spatulas and beach towels.