Methinks He Doth Protest Too Much

There was this:

Then this:

But New Zealand's Prime Minister has even bigger problems to defend.

 

"To the best of my knowledge, no. I've taken the unusual step of not only seeing a doctor but a vet, and both have confirmed I'm not a reptile… I've never been in a spaceship, never been in outer space, and my tongue's not overly long either."