Having a bad Monday? Well let me help you out......at least you aren't this guy:
A dude in Israel went to bathroom to take care of some business when BAM! a snake came up out of the toilet and bit his penis. Yep.
And in case you are going to try to brush this piss and hiss situation off as a random and rare snake in toilet happening, it's not. In 2011 a woman in a hotel in Nebraska discovered a python in her bathroom and in 2012 in Staten Island, NY, a four foot snake slythered out of a man's toilet in his home. I could go on. There are numerous more incidents reported in the Associate Press.