Monday, February 11, 2013

Kim and Kanye Are Jesus And No One Cares

I really don't care at all about self-indulgent celebrities and their ridiculous antics. So when it was "breaking news" that Kim Kardashian and Kanye West posed with Jesus on the cross arms in front of the Christ the Redeemer statue in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil I thought who the hell cares. Then I saw the photograph and I loved it because no one cared!
Look at them-standing there with Jesus thinking they are king of the world like Rose and Jack on the bow of the Titanic. And look at how none of the other tourists around them give a Kardashian's ass.  They are all just doing their own Jesus pose or their own I want a Big Mac McDonald's pose like that guy behind them. Even the girl to their right who Kim and Kanye are practically blessing with their Jesus arms seems blissfully unaware that she has been touched by the divine. Really, not one open-mouthed gawker rushing them in adoration. Amazing. This picture is evidence that only we have the power to stop the fame-whoring monsters. If we can all stop "keeping up" with them, eventually they will become just another anonymous, annoying tourists on earth like everyone else.

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