Showing posts with label romney. Show all posts
Showing posts with label romney. Show all posts

Wednesday, December 5, 2012

Rudolf the Red Nosed Liar

Bad news for liars-turns out that your nose really does reveal that you are telling tall tales. That's right Mr. Lover you better think twice before telling me that you were "just out with the boys." The "Pinocchio Effect" allows me to follow your nose to the truth. As if using my nose to sniff skank perfume wasn't enough.
Psychology researchers from the University of Granada in Spain used thermography to study the temperature of faces in experiments and found a jump in the temperature around the nose and in the orbital muscle in the inner corner of the eye when people were lying. Which means that while your schnoz won't pop a woodie like Pinocchio's, it will turn red from the increase in temperature. Researchers suspect that this has something to do with lying boosting activity in the insula, a region of the brain involved in consciousness as well as the detection and regulation of body temperature.
Also tied into this study and the use of thermal cameras is a study detailed earlier this year in the International Journal of Electronic Security and Digital Forensics by researchers at the University of Patras in Greece which found that this same process and increase in heat/redness of the face could be used to out the drunkies. I am actually shocked they needed a study to conclude that. Seriously, I'm Irish so obviously I know all about drunk red face.  A couple of glasses, and my cheeks are as crimson as my Cabernet.
So now we know, lying and getting drunk both turn your face red and pick up heat on these thermal cameras? Therefore, if you lie while drunk, a thermal camera couldn't catch your lie. Interesting. Now we just need take that study further to find what causes people to tell perposterous lies while flirting red-faced drunk at a bar. ("I'm single." "I'm a doctor." "You look just like Megan Fox.")
But really, I think the big use for these lie-detecting thermal cameras should be for those prone-to-hyperbole politicians. Just think of Romney at those debates with a thermal camera in his face. Santa could give Rudolf the night off this year and have Romney lead his sleigh.
Can't hide that lying nose Romney-we got you on candid thermal camera.

Tuesday, July 24, 2012

Romney's Viral Video Admirer is no Obama Girl

Remember Obama Girl?
The hot young woman with the popular, clever video where she confessed her crush on the Presidential candidate?
Well, Romney's campaign just got it's own musical youtube love note to add to it's list of endorsements. Meet William Tapley:
I guess to the GOP this is the kind of sexy that sells. Tapley is a self-proclaimed "Third Eagle of the Apocalypse and Co-Prophet of the End Times" (whatever that means) and has more than 5 million hits on his youtube page because he previously hit fame for his 2011 declaration that the Denver Airport is filled with phallic symbols.
Standing against a green screen that allows him to look like he's out in the middle of a lake, the bearded 73 year old plays the keyboard offering up a somewhat original song modeled after the tune of Christian hymn entitled "Mitt Romney-A Hero in My Mind."
You can watch it here:

This is exactly the kind of cool, internet endorsement Republican candidate Mitt Romney needed. But this just also makes me wonder what else is going on in this prophet dude's mind.