Nothing New Under The Sun?

The art of deception has had new standards set thanks to Brett Eric Drachenburg of Florida. This man put Houdini to shame when he broke into a house and stole a towel, or as the arrest report interestingly phrased it, "did unlawfully deprive the owner of the use of the towel." But most importantly, he attempted to disguise himself as the sun "with the intent to obstruct the due execution of law." The freaking sun!!! How, do you ask, was such deception executed? The report does not say. But my imagination is peaked as to how this man, holding his contraband towel, transformed himself into a blindingly bright burning ball of gas. Did he hold a lamp and fart? Was a costume involved? Did he merely hold up a newspaper entitled "The Sun" over his face? How does one become the sun?! Inquiring minds want to know. In the meantime, add another fear to the ever-growing list of things to be worried about in this world and look out for people breaking into your house to steal your linens disguised as celestial beings.

Look out for this guy.