Kanye and Kim Keep It Klassy

If you are up on pop-culture, you probably can't avoid knowing that rapper Kanye West and reality star Kim Kardashian are dating. And Kanye, who we all know from his infamous Grammy ambush is such a well-mannered, genteel man, has expressed his love for his voluptuous brunette beauty so eloquently and romantically by writing a song about her called "Perfect Bitch." Sounds classy-like a Shakespearen sonnet really. Kim is truly a lucky girl.
The song not only sings Kim's praises but disses his ex-girlfriend, Amber Rose, who clearly was not a good enough bitch. Yep song probably goes something like "Yo, Amber, I'm really happy for you, and I'mma let you finish, but I just got to say Kim has the biggest, sexiest butt ever." Maybe this loving ode will snag Kanye a Grammy. I'm sure it will become a romance classic like "Unchained Melody." What lady wouldn't want "Perfect Bitch" to be their song?