Barack and White

With the RNC over and the strippers heading home, it's time to look to what the DNC has in store for us. And since Clint Eastwood's scene on stage with the chair was memorable, the Democrats are planning their move since they obviously don't want to be outdone. And who better to bring them attention than the one and only Betty White. She's a "national treasure" after all. And she's hilarious. I'm sure she'd do a great scene with any sort of furniture you put in front of her. Might I suggest a table with cheesecake on it?
It may happen. Democrat activists have created social media petitions to get her there, and the petitions last year to get her on SNL worked. Plus Betty White's a great counter to the Republicans' recent assaults against women's rights. As former Secretary of State Madeleine Albright said this week in an interview with Huffington Post, "Why would any woman would want to vote for Mitt Romney." So bring on Betty!

"Why do people say "grow some balls"? Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough, grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding."-Betty White

RNC Gets the Mermaid Vote

A mermaid swims at the Florida Aquarium for RNC.

Ok republicans. I am onto you. I see what you are doing here. By having mermaids at the Tampa Republican National Convention you think I am going to forgive you for all the ridiculous things you have said recently. Well it doesn't. I am shocked that mermaids are flipping their fins with the republicans. I was certain that those free-spirited flowing mermaids would vote democrat. None the less, I heard there are going to be unicorns and double rainbows at the Democratic National Convention.