Ophidiophobia

Having a bad Monday? Well let me help you out......at least you aren't this guy:
A dude in Israel went to bathroom to take care of some business when BAM! a snake came up out of the toilet and bit his penis. Yep.

This is why Indiana Jones freaking hates snakes.
And in case you are going to try to brush this piss and hiss situation off as a random and rare snake in toilet happening, it's not. In 2011 a woman in a hotel in Nebraska discovered a python in her bathroom and in 2012 in Staten Island, NY, a four foot snake slythered out of a man's toilet in his home. I could go on. There are numerous more incidents reported in the Associate Press.

Enjoy your next trip to the bathroom.