Friday, September 21, 2012

Mitt Faced

Mitt Romney made yet another unusual decision along the campaign trail. On Wednesday, the Republican candidate appeared on Univision's "Meet the Candidate" forum, co-hosted by Facebook at the University of Miami. But listening to him shovel his way out of the pile of Mitt he created earlier in the week with his 47% comment seemed less important than wondering what the heck happened to his face.
The normally human-skin colored candidate appeared to have a bizarre orange tint which obviously led many to speculate if he could have done this in some silly, misguided attempt to make himself more appealing to Latin voters by having darker skin.
Of course, I'm sure he won't admit to it, but seriously--look! He is the exact same oompa loompa color as Tanning Mom!
Ay caramba!
Well don't worry Mitt, tanning mom has your back for when all that tanning takes it's toll on you. The Tang colored Jersey mom is starring in a new series of web videos produced by skin-care guru Dana Ramos who is promoting her book "The Skin Regime: Boot Camp for Beautiful Skin."

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